About Me

Hi! My name is Thia. I am 27 year old mother of 3. I try to be fun loving and a good friend. My religious views are mixed,lol. I am a wiccan. However I do have some leanings towards christianity.. See?!?!? Mixed! I am married at times that is wonderful, at other times.. well ya know, lol.. I guess I still wouldn't kick him outta bed for eating crackers. Make him clean them up first though, that's for damn sure! I love to read and write. I am currently homeschooling my daughter (6) She is really smart so it's going pretty good. I love to cook, especially bake.. Yummy!! K, think that's all I can think of about me..

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends.

Amazing! You hang something in your closet for awhile and it shrinks two sizes!

My gym teacher told me to touch my toes. I said, "I don't have that kind of relationship with my feet. Can I just wave?"

A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds."
    When the blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds. "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my instructions?"
    The blonde nods. "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."     "From hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor.   "No, from skipping."

If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories. 

Chocolate is a vegetable. How, you ask? Chocolate is derived from cacao beans. Bean = vegetable. Sugar is derived from either sugar CANE or sugar BEETS. Both are plants, which places them in the vegetable category. Thus, chocolate is a vegetable.