I am real. I dislike fakes. Unless you count boobs. those are ok.in fact, I want me some!

Don't look for judgement from me. You won't find it. You have to answer to God for what you did, not me. I've got my own crap that Gods working on. I am a born again Christian.I try, and that's about the best I can do. Because of my faith, I have strong opinions on abortion, death penalty and politics. But at the end of the day, we live in a country that does not believe that God should be in politics. So I've resigned myself to shrugging my shoulders and saying, Well, it's gonna be you answering to God for it, not me so you go for yours.

I feel that I have a long way to go in my journey; I swear, I smoke and I will have a few with my amazing hubby of 7 years.

I treat my kids with respect, and they respect me. I tell them what needs done, and once it's done, I tell them why. I am lucky, my kids are amazing. I rarely need to make them "cry it out", because they've figured out what works for them.

My parenting style works for me, maybe not for you. They're YOUR kids, not mine, and thank God for that!

Am I always right? No, by far. I will tell you my experience, my life stories and it's all sprinkled with weird obscure movie references, old fashioned sayings and song lyrics. With a heavy dose of sarcastic bite.

I am a klutz. So uncoordinated, it's a joke. But I play softball and soccer because I love it. My teammates were pissed because I'm not as competitive as they were. So I found a fun league where we all suck eggs.

Find what works for you. Who I am has worked for me for 29 years, and I foresee it continuing to serve me well.