I now have two really freaking cute kids.  Ireland is 3 and Lincoln is 4 months.  Ireland isn't quite the Little Momma I'd thought she be..."Mom, Lincoln is crying.  Can you turn up the TV?"

I'm married to the perfect man for me.

I'm now a SAHM!  I think we can afford to do this and not lose the house...

I nursed until the peanut was just 3 months.  My  frustration with pumping and working along with ignorance led me to believe that my fussy infant rejected me.  I quit.  But I'm going strong with my Little Man and I plan on self-weaning.

I was a nursing nazi until reality hit.

I'm lazy.

I'm a fundamental atheist.

I'm a skeptic about most things, especially supernatural things. I don't believe in ghosts, I think psychics at the least are deluded and at most blood sucking ass-monkeys who make money off of grieving families. I don't believe in "energies" or "auras". I think feng shui is silly, but if it makes you happy, whatever. Pressing on certain parts of your foot to try to cure things is complete non-sense. Try to be sure that you're not paying someone for a placebo.

I will NEVER visit a chiropractor.

I'm a pro-vax momma.

I'm a non-spanker.

My son has ALL his nature given parts.

I'm a liberal libertarian (yes we can exist).

I'm not afraid of getting dirty.

I love chocolate, seafood and especially sushi!!

I watch too much TV.

Visit randi.org to get yourself un-woo-woo-ifed. Visit quackwatch.org if you're unsure about a medical "treatment".

If water has a memory, than homeopathy is full of shit.

The only consequence of truth is liberation.