I now have two really freaking cute kids. Ireland is 3 and Lincoln is 4 months. Ireland isn't quite the Little Momma I'd thought she be..."Mom, Lincoln is crying. Can you turn up the TV?"
I'm married to the perfect man for me.
I'm now a SAHM! I think we can afford to do this and not lose the house...
I nursed until the peanut was just 3 months. My frustration with pumping and working along with ignorance led me to believe that my fussy infant rejected me. I quit. But I'm going strong with my Little Man and I plan on self-weaning.
I was a nursing nazi until reality hit.
I'm a fundamental atheist.
I'm a skeptic about most things, especially supernatural things. I don't believe in ghosts, I think psychics at the least are deluded and at most blood sucking ass-monkeys who make money off of grieving families. I don't believe in "energies" or "auras". I think feng shui is silly, but if it makes you happy, whatever. Pressing on certain parts of your foot to try to cure things is complete non-sense. Try to be sure that you're not paying someone for a placebo.
I will NEVER visit a chiropractor.
I'm a pro-vax momma.
I'm a non-spanker.
My son has ALL his nature given parts.
I'm a liberal libertarian (yes we can exist).
I'm not afraid of getting dirty.
I love chocolate, seafood and especially sushi!!
I watch too much TV.
Visit randi.org to get yourself un-woo-woo-ifed. Visit quackwatch.org if you're unsure about a medical "treatment".
If water has a memory, than homeopathy is full of shit.
* SOURCE: Developed by the National Center for Health Statistics in collaboration with the National Center for Chronic Disease Prevention and Health Promotion (2000). This chart is a general educational tool only, and is not a subsititute for having your child's development monitored by a physician during regularly scheduled checkups.