Top Ten reasons to have an online frendship with me:
10. I spell out all my words
9. Your thumbnail photo will always look good compared to mine
8. I have three degrees, none of which taught me how to change a diaper
7. I'm 43 and expecting my first baby
6. I'm not bitter about stretch marks, but I don't mind if you are
5. I would rather talk with complete strangers about anything rather than do the work I'm paid for
4. I won't argue with you unless you're really, really, wrong
3. I know nothing, so you'll feel like a genius
2. Every blue moon or so, I have something of value to say
1. I actually care about what you have to say