1) You will BOW to me.
2) All those who don't bow will be kneecapped.
3) My little girl is a Demon Spawn. God I love it.
4) My little girl takes after her momma.
5) My husband is my Manpanion. OR Insignificant other.
6) He rocks my world.
7) Gonna have a baby soon.
8) We're keeping the sex a secret. Surprises are awesome.
9) You know you want me.
10) My list of ten ends on a note of wisdom..."Good things come to those who wait."