hmmmmm.

well im sarcastic and moody.

but 95% of the people i meet LOVE me.

i keep it pretty real....im goofy to no end.

i sell avon and love me some cashcrate.

i live in florida but im from NY ( i left 2005 and matt was just 3 weeks old)

im going natural...letting this devil called perm out of my life. I rebuke you in the name of Je------

i have dimples in my booty and cellulite on my legs. YES skinny people get it to, SO dont act like im not allowed to complain....

IM here for friends networking and playdates.

i never had a playdate in my life.

i wanna sip wine with moms and giggle like no tommorrow, while our kids run wild in the fields with the butterflys.......cool imagination, huh?

I LOVE CRABS.

MAN! i love seafood PERIOD!!!!!!!

i hate better than thou type folks.

people bug the sht out of me with NOVA (backwards)  rules and regulations like NOVA pays them on SALARY.

GET MONEY, cause if you cant make money on the earth, this big, you worthless kid!