Hmmm...

1.  I am needy!...I need friends, I need money, I need a job where I don't commute nearly 3 hours each day, I need a pedicure.

2.  I have two boys.  See their profiles...they are pretty darn cute.  The big one TALKS ALL THE TIME!  The little one EATS ALL THE TIME!...no kidding...he nurses every two hours...I may need to add "need new breasts" to #1.

3.  I have one great husband (wish I could clone him to have at least two of him...I mean, what else are they trying to do with stem cells?...cure cancer?...bah!  lets clone husbands!)

4.  I have two dogs...Boston Terriers...my girls Maggie and Ginger...they are a constant source of entertainment and companionship...wish i could bring them wtih me to the office to keep me company.

5.  I have four cats:  Ollie, a skinny orange tabby that thinks the glass on the front of the fireplace is a window to the outdoors; Angus, a skinny black/white that meows like Stewart from MadTV; Oscar, a fat black/white that has a front-butt and a big mouth; and George, a big orange tabby that is slowly dying from fibrosarcoma after 4 unsuccessful surgeries...his illness and impending death is breaking my heart.

6.  I work at a major telecom company, but I am not happy there.  The people are nice, but I don't like the commute, the corporate BS, the lack of work to do to keep me busy, and the lack of love.

7.  I also have my own direct sales business:  Cookie Lee Jewelry!  I love playing with jewelry and going to parties to meet new people, all while making money!  Check me out at www.cookielee.biz/colleenrummel

8.  My husband was banned from membership on this site due to his gender (http://www.justinrummel.com/News/article/sid=244.html), so other dads out there posing as moms, keep a low profile....they are out to get you!

9.  I love wine...actually we both do...so we try to get to a local winery in northern Virginia anytime we get a chance (usually at least once or twice per month from April through October).  We even spent Christmas Eve at Tarara one year since we have no family out here and our friends abandoned us to visit their own families.

10.  I am a Fountain Of Useless Information (FOUI), and like to share said Useless Information and Informational Tidbits with anyone, which some people might call assvice.  But that is just my sick and twisted way of "helping" and being "friendly".  So that is why I need friends...I need new people to force my opinion and assvice information on.

11.  (yep, going past 10 here!)  Yes, I am originally from the Midwest, where we improperly end sentences like #10 (don't recall the part of speech the word "on" is, but you're not supposed to end them like that).

12.  Okay...I have a Bachelors in Religious Studies, so I find it incredibly funny that in the "religion" drop-down, they have every major Protestant denomination, plus a few minor ones, and plenty of other religious denominations, but they are missing Methodist...what's up with that?  It's one of the biggest denominations in the country.