Sarcasm and logic will rule the world some day.

You may go ahead and insult me, but be warned. I am the first to insult myself, and I will do it better, faster, and funnier than you will (and mine will be spell-checked).

Do not get between me and my daughter, my pets, my books, or my M&M Darks.

Yes, my daughter has the same name as a beer. But she's not named for the beer, if you get my drift.

The background image is Atlas, by Boris Vallejo.  He's an amazing artist, and you should check out his work.