I'm your doctor and I say
You must vaccinate today!
I do not want to use a vax,
I do not after learning facts.
Will you get them when he's born?
If not, you must sign this form!
Your kid will make the others sick,
You must vaccinate him quick!
Would you, could you for the others?
Would you, could you for their mothers?
I would not, could not for the others,
I would not, could not for their mothers.
He will not make the others sick,
That's just a dirty doctors' trick!
I do not want them when he's born,
Yes, I'll sign your stupid form.
Will you get them at six months?
Will you get them all at once?
Maybe you could space them out,
You could space them if there's doubt!
I do not want them at six months,
I do not want them all at once.
I do not want to space them out,
I do not want to, there's no doubt.
I do not want the stuff inside,
Aluminum, formaldehyde.
Mercury and antifreeze.
I do not want them, stop it, please!
That stuff is safe, I say to you,
Nevermind that I'm paid to!
Will you get them when he's small?
Will you get them when he's tall?
Will you get them before school?
You must! You must! That's the rule!
I do not want them when he's small,
I do not want them when he's tall.
I DO NOT WANT VACCINES AT ALL!
We'll file "exempt" to go to school,
We can do that; it's a rule!
I do not want your "safe" vaccine!
stop it doctor, you're being mean!
This does not make me a bad mom,
Please don't ask me to be calm.
You may not tell the other nurse,
HIPPA keeps your lips locked and terse.
No need to lecture, mock, or shout,
I've done my research, hear me out!
The economic factor is a perk
Get it get it, you might miss work!
Your kid will die from some disease!
You must get them, get them please!
I'll take days off for chicken pox,
To that idea i say "Bollox!'
My child is healthy, naturally.
He is healthy, leave him be!
I'll breastfeed for at least a year,
To help protect him, do you hear?
He'll learn to wash each dirty hand,
So germs won't spread throughout the land.
I don't know where you get your "facts,"
they will not, can not make me vax!
I don't believe you, Uncle Sam,
I do not like them Doctor, Ma'am.
I do not want the shots, I say
I do not want them, GO AWAY!

Keep your toxins away from he,
I value my child's health, you see.
Putting aluminum and mercury
With formaldehyde and animal pee
Cannot help, in fact will harm
More than just my child's arm.

Once upon a time, you know,
Back when women couldn't vote,
It was OK to bleed a child
Who had a sickness anything but mild.
Or later on in history,
Give a laboring woman twilight sleep,
Stupid measures are medicine's behest,
It takes smart people to resist the press
Of government and journalists.

So in the future, some bright day
They'll look back and laugh our way.
This is for SAM!