1. I have lived in Florida for the last 10 years but am from Manchester, England.

2. I love my kids to bits but sometimes have this strange compulsion to run away, change my name and join the circus.

3. I turned 30 this year so why do I still feel like I'm 18?

4. I have used my oven 4 times in the last 12 months.

5. I have never cleaned my oven.

6. I sometimes feel very far away from home. (All my family and a lot of good friends are still in the U.K.).

7. I work part-time for Legal Aid.

8. I need to go out after dark more than I do.

9. I don't think I've been to the bathroom alone for the last 5 years.

10.I find parent/teacher meetings very funny. I still feel like an imposter in the world of grown-ups!