I am a full time student at Richard Bland college.

I love my kids (most of the time)

I don't feel like there is enough time in a day

I think  gnomes come in to my kids rooms at night and wear all of their clothes just to make me do laundry constantly

I'm afraid of whats under my 18yr olds bed

I belive you have to have a sense of humor to survive raising kids

Nothing that comes out of my kids mouths shocks me anymore

Number one rule of raising kids - Belive nothing you hear and only half of what you see

My husband belives that rubbing my boobs will cure any pain he has. 

Gnomes Strike again: I keep finding only one sock out of a pair.