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by maag2006 posted at 12:06 AM on Nov. 23 , 2008
by maag2006 posted at 12:33 PM on Nov. 2 , 2008
I AM A TODDLER
If it is on, I must turn it off.
If it is off, I must turn it on.
If it is folded, I must unfold it.
If it is a liquid, it must be shaken, then spilled.
If it a solid, it must be crumbled, chewed or smeared.
If it is high, it must be reached.
If it is shelved, it must be unshelved.
If it is pointed, it must be run with at top speed.
If it has leaves, they must be picked.
If it is plugged, it must be unplugged.
If it is not trash, it must be thrown away.
If it is in the trash, it must be removed, inspected, and thrown on the floor.
If it is closed, it must be opened.
If it does not open, it must be screamed at.
If it has drawers, they must be rifled.
If it is a pencil, it must write on the refrigerator, monitor, or table.
If it is full, it will be more interesting emptied.
If it is empty, it will be more interesting full.
If it is a pile of dirt, it must be laid upon.
If it is stroller, it must under no circumstances be ridden in without protest.
It must be pushed by me instead.
If it has a flat surface, it must be banged upon.
If Mommy's hands are full, I must be carried.
If Mommy is in a hurry and wants to carry me, I must walk alone.
If it is paper, it must be torn.
If it has buttons, they must be pressed.
If the volume is low, it must go high.
If it is toilet paper, it must be unrolled on the floor.
If it is a drawer, it must be pulled upon.
If it is a toothbrush (or most anything else), it must be inserted into my mouth.
If it has a faucet, it must be turned on at full force.
If it is a phone, I must talk on it.
If it is a bug, it must be swallowed.
If it doesn't stay on my spoon, it must be dropped on the floor.
If it is not food, it must be tasted.
If it is dry, it must be made wet with drool, milk, or toilet water.
If it is a car seat, I must not sit in it, I must protest with arched back.
If it is Mommy, it must be hugged. If it is Daddy, it must be played with. If it is Sister, it must be pushed around. If it is the dog, it must be kissed on the lips and then pulled on by their fur.
I am a toddler!






i - in my eyes you are the only one
l - living a life without you, is not a life at all
o - oceans in between us, but my love is always near you
v - very important, thats what you are to me
e - every inch of me is yours, for you only
y - you will never be alone, for i will stay if no one will
o - one heart is what i have, but countless love to you ill give
u - under and over, almost everywhere i searched for you, now that i found you, ill never let you go....
You took my life and made it complete
with your sweet love and all you give.
My heart smiles everyday because of you.
To me you are a dream come true.
My life was sad, so dark and blue;
today it's not, all thanks to you.
I love you more than words can say.
With you I'll be until the end.
You've grown so deep since we first met.
I found in you the perfect man.
The love we share is pure and true.
To have met you is a dream come true.
Each day goes by and our love grows and grows;
how deep and strong, we'd never know.
Years from now we'll still be here
with this lasting love, untainted and clear.
I'm yours forever, until the end of time.
I hope one day I be your wife.
Then our dream would be complete
and we'd be ready to raise a family.
When we're together time moves so fast;
I wish I had the power to make it last.
But one sweet day time will stand still
and we'll share this love we truly feel.
Someone like you it's hard to find.
Your love I treasure, it's a gift of life.
I'll pray tonight and thank the Lord
for who you are, the love I adore.
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