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  • Location: In the yard
  • Little gnomes are worse than gremlins!
  • Interests: lawns, gardens, dirt, digging, annoying humans
  • CafeMom Veteran

Kids

  • Gno...

    Oh, hecks no! No little...

  • Personal Statement

    10 Things to Gnow About Me

    1. I'm originally from a small town in Germany. All my friends growing up were perfectly happy just standing around, but I wanted to explore the world!

    2. I'm a proud member of the Garden Gnome Liberation Front.  Google it.

    3. I'm currently single. Do you realize how difficult it is to find a single female gnome these days?

    4. I find the traveling gnome from those TV ads offensive.

    5. I'm allergic to pollen, which is unfortunate in my line of work.

    6. Despite that, I'm very thankful it's spring. My sweater is pretty warm, but you try being buried under snow for half the winter!

    7. Going back to the dating thing, do you think I should lose the beard? I feel like it makes me look taller, but I'm open to other opinions.

    8. I love my hat. Mock it at your peril. 

    9. Santa betrayed us.

    10. I'm not a mom, so odds are I'll be kicked out of here soon. My mom loves the site, though.

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    Val3073 wrote at 2:01 PM on Oct. 4 , 2011

    Val3073

    The party in Dell Techy Topics is happening!
    Join the Dell Party in Techy Topics for fun, games, info and more.

    http://www.cafemom.com/group/112449

    momofne wrote at 5:40 PM on Oct. 28 , 2010

    momofne

    TRICK-or-TREAT!!
    It's PARTY TIME on the Moms with Teens group!
    Join the HALLOWEEN FUN and WIN some PRIZES!
    http://www.cafemom.com/group/101187
    Hope to see you there!!

    Val3073 wrote at 10:33 PM on Oct. 23 , 2010

    Val3073

    Stopping by to wish you a Spooktacular Halloween Week! Bunches Of Hugs! Valarie

    momofne wrote at 9:46 AM on Aug. 15 , 2010

    momofne

    How's your summer???

    KristiS11384 wrote at 1:19 PM on Aug. 11 , 2010

    KristiS11384

    Hi gnorman, how you doing?

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