10. Whenever you eat a jellybean you don’t like, you say it tastes like earwax or troll boggies.

9. When you play chess and take your opponents pieces, you don’t simply remove it from the board. Instead you strike the piece violently and yell, “That’s Wizard’s Chess!!”

8. For Halloween you think it’s a great idea to wear no costume at all. Instead you dress in completely ordinary clothing and wear a sign that says “Muggle Born.”

7. You’ve transcribed every spell in the Harry Potter series into your own personal spell book.

6. Every time you step on a train platform you subconsciously divide it into 10 equidistant sections and stand precisely at platform 9 and 3/4.

5. When your boss or teacher yells at you, you try to conjur a Patronus.

4. You think the Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling is the best thing to happen to children’s literature since “The Little Engine that Could.”

3. You have heated discussions with friends and family members on which house everyone belongs in. One person gets upset when everyone singles them out and says they belong in Slytherin House. (HaHaHa....But I am in Slytherin House and I'm not upset about it either!!)

2. During the 2004 U.S. Election, if you were against George W. Bush you called him “He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named” … if you were in favor of George W. Bush, you simply called him Lord Voldemort.

1. When you found out Dumbledore was gay, you were shocked… not because Dumbledore was gay, but because you did not pick up all the tell tale signs and clues left by JK Rowling.

Other things that did not make the list:

Instead of getting off the couch to get the remote control for the TV, you find yourself saying either “Accio Remote Control” or “Wingardium Leviosa.”