Being a Slytherin is not just plain awesome, it is beneficial also....

My reasons why being a Sly is good you....

5. Being a Slytherin can lead to being one of the chosen ones that the Dark Lord chooses to join him.... and the Tom Riddle health plan is great. If you are in, he takes care of you.... if you want out (you crazy fool), he kills you!

4. When you are like myself and my darling Draco, you are not just a Prefect, but also a member of the superior Inquisitorial Squad. 'Nuff Said.

3. The air the emits from the water surrounding the dungeons helps to clear your skin.... Honest, have you ever seen a Slyhterin with a zit...... or with a face like like Eloise Midgen.

2. Okay, I admit it, I failed Potions............. but since my HoH (the uber-sexy Severus Snape) was also my Potions professor..... I got out of there with a E.

1. You are in the same house as Draco............................................................................... swoon....