I am an extremely sarcastic person. I like to point out other people’s faults and make fun of them for it. My favorite person to do this to is myself. I have a 9 year old boys sense of humor. I laugh uncontrollably at the stupidest things. Two things gross me out above all others.... tongues and feet. Now don’t get me wrong. Tongues are great while in and on all kinds of body parts. But watching people lick things is gross. And feet are even grosser. And when Chuck talks about Gene Simmons licking a foot, it makes me want to vomit. I talk to myself. I talk to myself about talking to myself. I consider my tattoos and piercings and even my pink hair to be part of who I am, not something that I wear. I feel naked without them. Dressing up and looking ’normal’ makes me feel like an imposter. I am your girl next door. I like to drink cheap beer and feel most comfortable in jeans and a tshirt. I prefer dive bars or a friend’s living room to a night club. Inviting me over to listen to records and drink the High life is a far better date proposition than asking me out to dinner. I allowed myself to feel like less or not enough once. Never again. I adore who I am. I don’t plan on changing that anytime soon. If you don’t like that, I suggest that you don’t let the door hit on the way out. Jealousy is an ugly emotion and sometimes I am hideous. I listen to my music so loudly in my car that I have to keep my phone in between my legs so that I can feel it vibrate when it rings. I HATE having people in my personal space. I love the city, but I will always be a small town girl at heart. I have no sense of direction. I am an extremely picky eater. To the point that it’s annoying. But I am the one that is eating the food, not you, so get over it. I am an insomniac and you will find me online at all hours. When I can sleep, I will gladly sleep for days. I love my bed. It is a place of majic. Don’t use the word ’retard’ around me. I don’t like it. :| My child has an Autism Spectrum Disorder. Yes, I talk about it a lot. I am passionate about it because I am passionate about my kid. If that bores or annoys you, we shouldn’t be talking. I love my sister. I talk to her daily. All of the love songs and romantic poems in the world are for me and her. Everyone else is 2nd best in my life after my son and my sister. I like my music. A lot. I talk about it, listen to it and watch films about it, a lot. If you don’t care about my music, then you don’t care about me.

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