"Deep Thoughts..."




       ...By Jack Handey



Sometimes the beauty of the world is so overwhelming, I just want to throw back my head and gargle. Just gargle and gargle, and I don't care who hears me, because I am beautiful.

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Mar. 2, 2008 at 10:07 AM I like this one. Yep, the world is full of beauty. With all different colors, different types of people from all walks of life.

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Mar. 2, 2008 at 10:11 AM  Beautiful your so damn beautiful kitty first im going to go vomit and then gargle till i cant gargle any more

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Mar. 2, 2008 at 11:27 AM i am doing that now...the cat is giving me a dirty look....shut up pussy-cat

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Mar. 2, 2008 at 7:03 PM ha ha ha ha!!  too funny!

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Mar. 2, 2008 at 7:28 PM LOL

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Mar. 3, 2008 at 6:20 AM Is it ok if I gargle with my coffee?  Or do you think it should be some type of preapproved gargling solution?  I'm going with coffee :)

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