Piece of Clothing I've Coveted......

[momwifeinil]

Is there a piece of clothing I've had my eye on but haven't bought? HELL YES! Wanna know what it is? That cute little bikini, it doesn't matter what store is selling it, is the only item I don't see myself buying ever again.

Price is an issue, of course. Some of those tiny pieces of cloth are very expensive and I don't see myself spending so much money on such a little item of clothing.

But the main issue is...do I need to say it?.....the body just ain't what it used to be! Now some of my friends here will recall seeing me in a two-piece suit, which I do have and wear. However, it is skirted and I thank the clothing gods everywhere that this is a fashion trend that hasn't disappeared yet. Those skirts hide numerous flaws and are the greatest invention since red wine.

So if run into me on the beach, please wave. I'll be in the cute skirted bathing suit.

[Marwill]

May. 21, 2008 at 6:35 PM Cute little skirted suit???  Do they make anything armored???  I think that is the only way I would wear a two piece!

[kikinma]

May. 22, 2008 at 10:19 AM

God Bless you for being able to wear it. I haven't worn one in 19 years. the summer before I got pregnant with Heather. My body seems to hang on to it's padding no matter what I do!

[marihand]

May. 27, 2008 at 2:27 PM At least you can still pull off the bikini top!  I can't even do that!  Still got that flabby saggy baby carriage up front.