Repeat mantra at these times:
When said son tears up the avocado pit that you finally got to sprout, and you have tried 4 times!!!
When said son tears up african violet that MIL gave as a present
When said son tears up the african violet "babies" salvaged from previous tear up! (I had two and he tore up the one that was healthier)
When said son leaves the pineapple top experiment ALONE, and quite fankly I have all but abandoned hope on that! and this is my 2nd try on that too)
When Said son is being potty trained and its been two weeks and STILL NO POTTIES!!! Okay 1 but come on!!!!!!! Said son is 3!!!!! STILL NO INTEREST!!!!!
WHEN said son throws a fit and bangs his head (he has done this since he was teething, and yes I have looked up TONS of info on it hes fine)
When Said son is pulling on big sister dress because she got a goldfish and he wants to "pet it"
When said son takes yet another toy from his little brother!!! They both LOVE cars and even though Auryn has his own Rhune does not think that Auryn should play with any of them!!! he yells "NO BABY" which usually precedes a smack which then of course results in a time out which results in.... (read on)
When said son HITS MOMMY!!!! Or he knocks over the garbage can (he REALLY knows how to throw a FIT, if you didnt figure that out from the headbanging) needless to say time outs.....well I *THINK* that they work............. starting timere over now.......
Okay I think I vented enough (for now!!!) whoever thought up the term "terrible twos" never had a three year old!!! I even read some article that said that three was "a mothers dream" UMMMM.......THEY NEVER MET MY KIDS AT THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG I AM CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I want ANOTHER ONE!!!!!! (and I really dont think that anyone can talk sense into me!!) What the hell am I gonna do when my TWINS turn 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Oh, the joys of Motherhood!! Thanks for sharing! (My kids were all worse at 3 than 2!)
- momtoedemtom
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