After waiting two months on backorder, my Victoria's Magic Swimsuit came.... I went to the bathroom to reveal the magic...I tugged on the tight spandex, oh what a fright! Why it does suck in my tummy and give me a lovely little waist... but oh, my thighs, its a horrible sight... there's no magic to be done here.

There is no covering this jiggling mass between my legs, or what hangs out each side, or those lumps. Or what about the escaping fat from that saggy ass? The only thing great is how good my breast look, gosh if I just get in the water, and stand and never come out, and no one sees my ass I;ll be just fine.

But the swimsuit is functional right? I will wear for days of fun in the sun, if I can just find some magic thighs. Got any of those Victoria?

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momofmn
Jun. 1, 2008 at 12:32 AM LOL, YEAH, I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL.....

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auror...
Jun. 1, 2008 at 12:32 AM LOL!  "If I just stand in the water and never come out.." Haha that's about how I feel!

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monke...
Jun. 1, 2008 at 12:34 AM I can not say anything except SWIMDRESS......

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TXColter
Jun. 1, 2008 at 12:37 AM omg, I like to jiggle my fat and time it to see how long it keeps moving after I stop wiggling it around!!!!! I know, that's stupid, but it's funny to tell!

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MrsDev
Jun. 1, 2008 at 12:38 AM Hey I have a winnie te pooh pot up front tell me how to get this slim suit please!!!!!!!!!!

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myhea...
Jun. 1, 2008 at 12:41 AM It is honorable to grow old!  At least that is what i keep telling myself.  When i feel like a good cry....i put my bathing suit on.  C

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mama....
Jun. 1, 2008 at 3:56 PM I cannot even wear VS anymore! I'm jealous! I just got a tank-ini that is loose around the mid-section. It also came with a wrap that I used a lot on our vacation.

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LoveM...
Jun. 2, 2008 at 11:36 AM Thank God hubby loves my fuller things! But I doubt VS has any secrets up their sleeves for them even if he didn't. Hahaha...

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