So I told this story to one friend && she asked if I was on drugs :(.. .But i'm NOT lol IT happened!. This is what me and Jana came up with ...

 So the other night me and Mercedes were driving down the road, listening to music, being silly, && pretty much having a gay ole time when all of a sudden WAPOW BAM OH SHIT IN YOUR FACE NIGGAAA AHHH SAVE THE WOMEN && CHILDREN START SWIMMING FOR SHORE EEEEEK

there was like 6 dogs in the middle of the road... just standing... having a little meeting. They gave us the RUDEST go-to-hell looks I've ever seen && didn't even know dogs could muster, then very slowly walked away.

It was the canine mafia :|

 Now I know as soon as I go outside they'll kill me..

 && Jana thinks she can save me...

 


Kaila  says:
nahh i'm telling you those dogs are tricky


Jana says:
well id stick high clear of them, or
join the gay mafia for support and such


Kaila  says:

yes... what-what a brilliant plan! theres hope!


Jana says:
i know im a genius.

but if you change your name and location, make sure i know who you are, and you come here...theyd never suspect a thing


Kaila  says:
But wait!
Kaila  says:
what if they ARE part of the gay mafia
Kaila  says:
and they all turn against us
 
Jana says:
you mean the gay mafia turn against us too? or them turn against the gays?


Kaila  says:
The gayness turn against us! what if we're not accepted?


Jana says:
they have to accept us, we're part of who they are!


Kaila  says:
Butttt I interrupted the meeting! what if they think we're... -looks around nervously-...-whispers- straight?  
Jana says:
oh thats easy
Jana says:
thats when i bang you, giving you the best lesbian sex known to man, and prove to them we are anything but
Jana says:
cause straight people cant give good gay sex
Jana says:
they just cant


Kaila  says:
Hmm... youre plan could work... it has potential...
Kaila  says:
yes lets do it!
Kaila  says:
AND
Kaila  says:
even if they do kill us
Kaila  says:
atleast we'll just have had the best fuck in history  


Jana says:
hell yeah,
Jana says:
thats what im saying!!
Jana says:
i mean..
Jana says:
least we will die with smiles on our faces
Jana says:
we could go down in books!
Jana says:
be famous.

Kaila  says:
Yayzzz  thats what ive always wantedddd


Jana says:
definitely.
Jana says:
ok, so see..
Jana says:
nothing to worry about
Jana says:
WAIT!!!


Kaila  says:
oh god  


Jana says:
what about...
Jana says:
Mercedes...


Kaila  says:
.... oh shit.
Kaila  says:
She can hold the camera  


Jana says:
but would that prove shes gay enough for the gay mafia?


Kaila  says:
shes got a truck mannn she'll get pissed im with another girl and be all like fuck you guys and leave us there all on our own to fend for ourselves when really its her fault in the first place 'cause she was driving and and... well she just doesnt matter!


Jana says:
well.
Jana says:
i guess we wont worry about her then?


Kaila  says:
but but.... i love her   we cant just leave her!


Jana says:
she'll make it away in her truck and then after i plan works we'll meet her somewhere?


Kaila  says:
yes, that is good.... it might work


Jana says:
hmm, but then shed still be pissed if you were with me


Kaila  says:
damnit.... she's not even my girlfriend and i have to answer to her bleh... I know!
Kaila  says:
we'll get a random lesbian girl with one eyebrow to give to her. she'll like that.
Kaila  says:
we'll just paint the missing eyebrow one. like Amanda from the Dresden Dolls.. -drools- mm


Jana says:
oo,
Jana says:
i like it...


Kaila  says:
Yes, it's a plan.
Kaila  says:
hey i just thought of something

 Jana says:
yeah??


Kaila  says:
Why don't we kick it GW mutha fuckin Bush style
and just bomb them.
save us from this whole mess


Jana says:
cause then we'd like...piss off all the other mafias, and start a huge war?


Kaila  says:
damnit.
Kaila  says:
lets go with the other plan
Kaila  says:
but that is just like something bush would do  


Jana says:
true haha...plus... my plan has sex in it ;)

Kaila says:
I just love you jana :D

 

 

The end. 

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Comments:

queen...
Jun. 1, 2008 at 4:18 AM roflmao...........thanks for that.  That was gooood.

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Lovec...
Jun. 1, 2008 at 9:52 AM I actually read the whole damn conversation and I have ADD and get bored easily..That definatly was no boring conversation :)  Hilarious a whole conversation starting with dogs in the middle of the street, heh.  Sounds like my coversations heh.  That was great and a kick ass plan if i do say so myself ;)

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flowe...
Jun. 1, 2008 at 10:37 PM You are to fucking funny!!!!!!!!!

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SyrDez
Jun. 3, 2008 at 3:41 PM roflmfao whoa, your brain is as random as Mine. That was great.

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