Conversations in the bathroom...


DD:  What's those thingies?

ME:  Those are tampons, hon.

DD: Oh, right! I like tampons!

ME: You do, huh?

DD: yeah, you have to unwrap them, are they candy?

ME: *laughs* no.  There not candy

she watches me as i put one in, i get NO privacy as i am sure most of you mothers out there know all about.

DD:  What's that thingie for?

ME:  For periods.

DD: oh right! what a period for?

ME: so you can have babies.

DD: awwww.

ME: do you want babies when you get older?

DD: yeah. i want this many, *she holds up both hands and opens all ten of her fingers *

ME: wow, you want 10 babies, huh?  do you want boys or girls?

DD: uhmmm, I want girls because they can smile!

ME: *laughs* because they can smile?

DD: yeah, boys can't smile *she gestures her hands towards her crotch* girls have ittle bitty smiles and boys dont! i want little girls!

ME: rolling on the floor laughing my ass off!!!!

DD: what are you think funny?

ME: still laughing my ass off 

DD: joins in the laughter... right! i want girls! 

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Jun. 1, 2008 at 9:40 AM lol, gotta love kids.. we asked this to my friends daughter she said she wanted 20 kids so she could sell them for 5 bucks and get candy

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Jun. 1, 2008 at 10:10 AM That was cute.

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Jun. 1, 2008 at 10:20 AM LOL, zoe!

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Jun. 1, 2008 at 10:32 AM LMAO wonder men love us so much. We SMILE!

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Jun. 1, 2008 at 11:11 AM


Anastasia says that she wants girls 'cause "vajayjay's are better!" lol 

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Jun. 1, 2008 at 11:57 AM The thing is......that area isn't always smilin' specialy when you have to use (as my dd calls it T T Bo do)

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Jun. 1, 2008 at 12:08 PM

hahahahaa according to her, they smile!  LOL! I don't want to correct her innocence!! LMAO!


and vajaja's ARE better!!  

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Jun. 1, 2008 at 12:36 PM ah hahahahahahaha I love it.

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Jun. 10, 2008 at 7:59 PM THATS SOOOO CUTE!

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Jun. 10, 2008 at 8:22 PM very cute

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