So this morning started out great! I wasn't too tired after waking up, the kids were being cute, and I got a quicky in! Then, the kids wanted to go outside and I told DH that I had to run downstairs to throw in a load of laundry. Well, I'm downstairs putting clothes in the washer, and hubby is yelling my name. I tell him I'll be right there. So I go upstairs and he's like, "hurry up and come outside!" Turns out, the neighbors are there talking to him and he wants me to go talk to them too. OMG! I don't have a bra on for starters and you can clearly see my boobies through my beater AND I'm wearing my booty shorts (you know those shorts...the ones you wear around the house but wouldn't leave the house in them b/c not only does your butt hang out of them, but so does the rest of your cellulite!) So I throw on my bikini top and run outside b/c he's like freaking out. Of course, being under pressure, I put it on upside down before getting it right. So I run outside soooo uncomfortable b/c the whole world's looking at my buttcheeks....and I'm stuck talking to the neighbors about if I can watch their kids later. To top it off, the neighbor's brother (who lives with them) was out there in his truck watchng me (he's already the creepy guy who watches me in my yard) So anyway, I'm like, yeah, okay, will you leave so I can go put on pants!? Then they give us this little toddler swing. I'm holding it, the kids are both trying to climb in! Well, the neighbors and hubby leave (he was late for work) and I'm stuck pushing the kids (who are fighting) in the swing in my booty shorts! It was the most uncomfortable situation I've been in in a while. Anyway, I just had to share this b/c I'm feeling mighty irritated right now.

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Jun. 1, 2008 at 12:47 PM lol

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Jun. 1, 2008 at 1:32 PM LMAO I'm sorry but it is funny and only because I understand completely and have been there and of course it was someone besides me this time.

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