Momma has got a bun in the oven and needs an IV or crushed red pepper and anything else spicy!

I don't know whats going on, I couldn't stand spicy food before now and it seems like now I cant get enough of it!!

"Gimme the hot salsa, is that the hottest they have?"

" You sure?"

" Weak!"

 Someone else will try the exact same salsa i just said was weak and run for the pitcher of water on the next table over.

what is wrong with me, i used to think ranch was spicy!

Oh yeah Im pregnant my food cravings are no longer my own and my body has been taken over by a small life the size of a bottle top.

Silly me *reaches for more red pepper flakes to put in her ranch and on her pizza*

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