The sun gently peeked through the sides of window shades as I lay quiet in slumber ... vaguely remembering that i had lifted one small princess from her royal crib (playpen) and lay her next to me. The other lay quietly on her royal youth bed, breathing peacefully. The wee prince was quietly cooing to himself in his own royal bed chamber (ok, his crib!) I slipped back into a light slumber. “MOM! Did you know the girls did this?!?!?!” Princess Kauionalani had quietly slipped into the Royal bed chamber and was aghast at what met her eyes!
SLAP! PINCH! Wake up Valorie ... OMG ... the princesses (notice I eliminated the adjective “adorable” this time??) had inflicted multiple stab wounds to the playpen mesh and it oozed terribly (with sunless tan lotion); the princesses carelessly applied SUNLESS tan lotion on the fairest princess; and opened up every last airplane sticker (read “panty-liner") that I had in my travel case! I laughed myself silly after I checked to see that no one had had their hair cut ... and for the record, the fairest princess tanned really nicely and left for vacation a few days later looking very DIRTY in patches!
Luckily, that was my official last day for babysitting, because if it wasn’t, IT WAS NOW!!!

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INDIA...
Jun. 1, 2008 at 7:48 PM

Oh, this is funny....LOL

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Dawn1...
Jun. 1, 2008 at 7:53 PM Now that's hysterical!!!! LMAO

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roolynn
Jun. 1, 2008 at 8:13 PM OMG that is too damn funny!!!!

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upint...
Jun. 1, 2008 at 8:36 PM

LOL! Omigoodness.

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irish...
Jun. 1, 2008 at 8:36 PM

lol

 

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fairy...
Jun. 1, 2008 at 9:11 PM

As usual, I laughed my hind end off.  Thank you, you crazy crazy girl. Man, they made one mess of that play pen, uh, royal bed chamber. Seeing those pointy scissors laying there inside gives me the heeby jeebies. This could have turned out so much worse than it did. Thank goodness it didn't. Glad to see you're writing again. I've truly missed it.

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Shelbel
Jun. 1, 2008 at 9:14 PM Funny Funny  ROTFL 





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Goodw...
Jun. 2, 2008 at 1:41 AM Heh heh...HOO hoo .. ya gotta admire her mad genius spirit, lol.

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devon...
Jun. 2, 2008 at 8:04 AM rotflmoo........yes  i remember my boys waited generally till everyone was sleeping to get in to their finest messes! lol. glad there was no hair cut and  rest in peace poor crib...... i love the way you tell stories and was danged glad to read one again! thanks for the chuckle!

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MissI...
Aug. 31, 2008 at 4:29 PM

Ok, so it's September! But I finally checked into the Princess Reform School.  How Funny!!  You are a great story teller!  Don't you just wonder what was going through their little minds!  I seem to remember taking a ROCK and carving the name "mickey" into the side of my aunts new black truck, many many years ago.  I'm pretty sure,  I got a spanking for doing it, and for lying about it.  LOL!  They could tell by the way I dotted my "i" i overheard them say. (the same way I dotted the "i" In Leslie, matched the "i" in Mickey.  Whoops!  Lesson Learned, ?   It pays to disguise handwriting when being a naughty princess!  LOL!!

 

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