Dear Steve,

I don't know what is worse. The fact that I have this huge crush on you or the fact that my friends and husband all dared me to write you a letter. (yes, my husband.) I really don't think he knows exactly what I am going to write, but I just have to say; I'd totally have some major, blow out secks with you if you allowed me to. Over the many years that we've discussed you and your utter hawtness, and the fact that when my toddler watches your show and you skaddoo into paintings, storybooks and magical lands. (Yes, I've obviously been pulled into watching your show many, many times). Which is probably why I have become some what infatuated with you. I don't get out often as a mother and wife so I tend to spend my days contemplating the real lives of the characters on these shows, which leads me to one of my questions: Do you like it dirty? I've oftened come to the conclusion that you must. Hours and hours of pretending to be innocent, when you were once a skateboarder makes me believe that you would be a much willing particapant in the dirty secks. So, please Steve. If you ever come to Michigan, and with my husbands blessing(he thinks this is a joke, but I am rather serious) you are much welcomed to have some dirty secks with me.

Thank you,
ENR

P.S

Wear the groundhog ears.

 

 If you're curious about the groundhog ears, I have a music video fo Steves on my page, or you can go to youtube.com and type in I hog(the ground) it's a really cute kids song.

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iluvc...
Jun. 1, 2008 at 10:35 PM

I find Steve a bit creepy............

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Momsy...
Jun. 1, 2008 at 10:35 PM haha How could he turn that down?

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twrai...
Jun. 1, 2008 at 10:35 PM OMG, you're nuts! LOL

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mommy...
Jun. 1, 2008 at 10:39 PM dude, joe is SO MUCH HOTTER! it had to be said...

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Momsy...
Jun. 1, 2008 at 10:40 PM Ps: I think mommycakes is nuts!!!

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mmtos...
Jun. 1, 2008 at 10:41 PM hahahahhahahaha your crazy thats to funny

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lizzeh
Jun. 1, 2008 at 10:44 PM I do hope I get a response.

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jlknu...
Jun. 1, 2008 at 10:47 PM LMAO!  Did you really send it to him?  Not that I can blame you, he really is HAWT!!

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mommy...
Jun. 1, 2008 at 10:59 PM Oh, Steve....no!

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lizzeh
Jun. 1, 2008 at 11:03 PM I <3 you mommy cakes.

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