Your kitchen's been on fire more than once.
You have the fire department on speed dial.
Your apple pie bubbled over and ate through your heating element.
Your homemade bread is used as a door stop.
Leftover crumbs can be used as kitty litter replacement.
You forgot that you left a gallon of your homemade ice cream on the porch during a record-setting heat wave and the next day not only was it still solid, but it tasted better.
The EPA requires you to put biohazard symbols on your trash cans.
Your family buys Alka Seltzer and Pepto Bismol in bulk.
Your microwave display says "TILT."
Your two best recipes are meatloaf and apple pie, but no one can tell which is which.
Your family heads to the dining room table every time they hear a fire engine siren.
You've used a drill and a crowbar, and *still* can't get the macaroni and cheese out of the pan.
Your family prays AFTER the meal.

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hevans3
Jun. 2, 2008 at 7:41 AM OMG I KNOW A FEW PEOPLE THAT NEED TO READ THIS,.....LOL

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