Good Morning Ladies here are some jokes that I just recieved.  Enjoy and enjoy your day <3

> WHY AM I MARRIED?
>
> You have two choices in life:
> You can stay single and be miserable,
> or get married and wish you were dead.
> __________
> At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
> "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong
> finger?"
> "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."
> __________
> A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:
> "Husband Wanted".
> Next day she received a hundred letters.
> They all said the same thing:
> "You can have mine."
> __________
>
> When a woman steals your husband,
> there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
> __________
> A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she
> is finished .
> __________
>
> A little boy asked his father,
> "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
> Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
> __________
>
> A young son asked,
> "Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa
> a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
> Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son."
> __________
> Then there was a woman who said,
> "I never knew what real happiness was until I got
> married,
> and by then, it was too late."
> __________
> Marriage is the triumph of imagination over
> intelligence.
> __________
>
> If you want your spouse to listen and
> pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in
> your sleep.
> __________
> Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go
> through life thinking they had no faults at all.
> __________
>
> First guy says, "My wife's an angel!"
> Second guy remarks, "You're lucky, mine's still
> alive."
> __________
> "A Woman's Prayer:
> Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man ,
> to Love and to forgive him , and for patience, For his
> moods. Because Lord, if I pray for Strength I'll just
> beat him to death"
> __________
>
> AND NOW FOR THE FAVORITE!!!
> Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with
> their nine children. A blind man joins them after a
> few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it
> overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are
> able to fit onto the bus.
>
& gt; So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After
> a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of
> the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the
> sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece
> of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound
> is driving me crazy."
> The blind man replies, "If you had put a rubber at the
> end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus, so shut the
> hell up."

 

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zoeja...
Jun. 2, 2008 at 8:11 AM and to myspace it goes lol

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about...
Jun. 2, 2008 at 8:15 AM LOL! These were great. The 2nd one rang sooo true for me!

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Shutt...
Jun. 2, 2008 at 8:26 AM

"A Woman's Prayer:
> Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man ,
> to Love and to forgive him , and for patience, For his
> moods. Because Lord, if I pray for Strength I'll just
> beat him to death"

 

When a woman steals your husband,
> there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.

YES!  LMAO   Great way to start my day...

still lmao........

 

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Total...
Jun. 2, 2008 at 8:43 AM

I got these in my email a few months ago and I just loved them... the last one is my favorite too...

thanks for the laugh... just wonderful..

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bast
Jun. 2, 2008 at 9:48 AM this is great, moon!

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