How d'you do, I see you've met my faithful handyman
He's just a little brought down because when you knocked
He thought you were the candyman.
Don't get strung out by the way that I look,
Don't judge a book by its cover
I'm not much of a man by the light of day,
But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.

So let me show you around, maybe play you a sound
You look like you're both pretty groovy
Or if you want something visual that's not too abysmal
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie.

I'm glad we caught you at home, could we use your phone?
We're both in a bit of a hurry.
We'll just say where we are, then go back to the car
We don't want to be any worry.

So you got caught with a flat, well, how about that?
Well babies, don't you panic.
By the light of the night when it all seems alright
I'll get you a satanic mechanic.

I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.

So why don't you stay for the night? Or maybe a bite?
I could show you my favourite obsession.
I've been making a man with blond hair and a tan
And he's good for relieving my tension

I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.

So come up to the lab. And see what's on the slab.
I see you shiver with antici... pation!
But maybe the rain isn't really to blame
So I'll remove the cause, but not the symptom.

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Johnn...
Jun. 2, 2008 at 12:26 PM YOUR ONE SICK PERSON. YOUR A MOTHER? I FEEL SO VERY SORRY IF YOU HAVE ANY CHILDREN. NASTY. I FEEL SORRY FOR YOUR FRIENDS IF YOU HAVE ANY. THEY SHOULD TAKE YOU OFF THEIR FRIENDS LIST. IF THEIR SMART THEY WILL.

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athen...
Jun. 2, 2008 at 12:31 PM Get a life, it's a song from a cult classic movie.

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Johnn...
Jun. 2, 2008 at 12:34 PM Whatever it is, it is a reflection of how sickening you are. Your sick. Face it.

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athen...
Jun. 2, 2008 at 1:35 PM Not sick just tolerant of others views and beliefs unlike some.

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Krist...
Jun. 2, 2008 at 1:56 PM Ignore the troll!

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athen...
Jun. 2, 2008 at 2:05 PM LMAO!

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