So we took my in-laws to Piney Island this weekend and it was Wyatt's first time and he LOVED it.  We were getting ready to go and I had just his bathing suit on him (thinking I am going to regret this, I know he's going to poop in his suit) and we were getting ready to go and wanted to shower him off.  SOOO I took off the suit while my hubby was getting ready to go to the showers with him when Wyatt started to climb up onto my empty chair-well he had on leg on the chair and one leg in the sand when he decided to poop.   A HUGE poop mind you, dropped it right into the sand.  My father-in-law yells "LAND SHARK-LAND SHARK" and started laughing and so does my mother-in-law.  But they do nothing-just sit there....I see what's going on with full hands and am like O-Sh%T at least in was not in his suit!!! so I am trying to pick him up before he steps in it (which he was like a half an inch away from doing) while they are still laughing.  My hubby's like what's going on????  SO now with my 3rd hand (boy I wish mom's got another hand when they gave birth) I am holding Wyatt, trying to wipe his butt, put the HUGE poop into a bag and hold all his stuff I was holding before.  It was the funniest thing that has happened in a long time.  AND the good part was he did not cry in pain when he pooped.  If you've looked at my recent journal posts that has been a long standing poop issue.  So I guess we just need to go to the beach more often and let him "free-ball" it and he'll poop with easy!

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Xynyth
Jun. 2, 2008 at 1:13 PM LOL!!!!! That's too funny! My DD did that in the back yard not long ago!

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hotpi...
Jun. 2, 2008 at 1:20 PM

LOL that is hillarous..

 I caught my daughter playing in her diaper (poopy) in the living room one day: she had it all in her hair.,all over the TV and all over the carpet.. She was just sitting there looking up at me like " R U gonna get this S@*T off of me or what"...          It was TOO FUNNY..

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ia4toys
Jun. 2, 2008 at 1:45 PM That is soooo funny!!

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TheMr...
Jun. 2, 2008 at 5:37 PM HILARIOUS!!! I always say if evolution really worked, moms would certainly have more than 2 hands!!

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Mal_M...
Jun. 2, 2008 at 5:46 PM LOL that is too funny.....well look at it this way, you saved a diaper!!!

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Cryst...
Jun. 2, 2008 at 5:54 PM One time when Ash was about 14 months old, i was in the shower and she was at the babygate in her doorway.  She had pooped little hard turdballs and taken her diaper off. When i walked out of the bathroom i caught her throwing the turdballs down the steps trying to hit the cat! She had pretty good aim,  because the cat had taken a shot on the ear and was really pissed about it. LOL

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brae3608
Jun. 10, 2008 at 4:41 PM That's too cute.

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FlaMoM84
Jun. 12, 2008 at 12:24 AM wow. thats so much "funnier" than my poop story. lol i am not comparing poops here. just thought i would tell you that yes, thats is funny. (like those commercials that used to run lol .. hen they would call a number and ask if it was funny then would get a rating and an OK to laugh) I give it a 9 out of 10. only cuz i wasnt there to laugh with ya.

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Joanne28
Jul. 15, 2008 at 12:53 PM Yep. Shit happens!

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