I did this lastnight when DH and I got into an argument.           I regulary write creatively to calm myself down after an argument w/ him.


Ok, so obviously this is a joke, but I decided to get a little creative and make up a newspaper article of the day I beat the shit out of my DH.
This is b/c of an argument we had earlier...just thought I'd share a laugh w/ ya'll.

Jacksonville Woman goes "crazy":

On (date yet to be determined) a 23 year old Jacksonville woman was arrested in the apparent beating of her 27 year old husband.
Neighbors claim to have heard female like screams coming from the home and when the police arrived, the woman had her husbands genitals in a vice.

The man had two black eyes and a busted lip, and when police questioned the woman, she quickly admitted to commiting the act of violence adding that the reason for doing so was because her husband called her crazy in a marital dispute

The woman was led away in handcuffs all the while screaming "I wanna shout out to my girls on Cafemom! This ones for ya'll!"
Her court date is yet to be set, but when we learn more details, we'll be sure to share them with you.

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Jun. 3, 2008 at 9:00 AM LOL.. You're so silly!! But I love it!

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Jun. 3, 2008 at 9:03 AM Nice!!lol

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Jun. 3, 2008 at 9:04 AM
Thats awesome i know exactly how you feel lmao.  Don't worry my hubby calls me crazy and says i need help lol. But i just tell him if it wasn't for him i wouldn't be like this.  That sounds like something i probably would do but only if he messed up really bad.

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