An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm  for several years.
He had a large pond in back. It was properly
shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with a few picnic tables,
horseshoe pits, and some apple and peach trees.

One evening, the old farmer decided to go  down to the pond, as he
hadn't been there for a while to look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon
bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices
shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a
bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep
end of the pond. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out
until you leave!" The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to
you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."
Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the  alligator."

Some old men can still think fast.

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Jun. 3, 2008 at 9:25 AM heard this one before and it is still funny the ? time around!!

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Jun. 3, 2008 at 9:27 AM Thanks for the early morning giggle fest! 

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