So this guy is getting married to a woman with a rather large family
I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating
for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one
little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister. My
prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts,
and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when
she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
deliberate because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to
that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She
told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed
life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last
fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I
watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned
made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed
towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing
outside all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me
and said,
"We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask
for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.

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