Looking through a toilet paper tube into my mouth:

“Mommy, you don’t have any brains.”


I said, “silly, you can’t see my brain through my mouth!”


She puts the tube to my ear and looks through:

“I was right, Mommy. You don’t have any brains!”



Pointing to the Atlantic Ocean on a map:

“Mommy, is this where we live?”


I told her that the blue part of the map was water and showed her on the map where we live.


She then points to the words written on the “water” part of the map: BERMUDA and says (scoldingly, as if I had absolutely no idea what I was talking about)


“Mommy, those are wetters (letters). I’ve never seen wetters on water!”

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