Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.

MARIA:
Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?

CLASS:
Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN:
You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong

GLENN:
Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?

DONALD:
Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!

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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

GLEN:
Well, I'm a lot closer to the gro und than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'

MILLIE:
All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON:
No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

CLYDE :
No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

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momofne
Jun. 3, 2008 at 5:47 PM Haven't heard from you for a while....Thanks for the laugh!

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Shaun...
Jun. 3, 2008 at 5:49 PM Hahaha! Funny! Those are really cute!

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3bs
Jun. 3, 2008 at 11:01 PM LMAO!!!!  Thanks for sharing the laugh!!!  How have you been?

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tands5
Jun. 4, 2008 at 6:19 AM Too awesome. Thank you for sharing. Smiles to you, later.

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