I didn't know what to title this:

Sometimes you have to laugh so you don't cry

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A child left to himself disgraces his mother -

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No body wants buddy!

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"Guess what Brian's doing now?"

 

So today has just been one of those days with Brian.  He is just...a boy?...  He instantly started in by stirring up strife with the sisters...he loves to hear them scream.  He was then assigned to stay by my side, with in sight.  Then during chore time his buddy for the day was Gabby.  Being buddy to Brian is a rather exhausting job.  Gabby was mad several times for him not doing as she told him and then she comes, "Guess what Brian's doing?"  He was pinching her bottom when she would bend over to make the bed.

As exhausting as it is for everyone else, Brian was the one to fall asleep during school time. 

When we were all tired of keeping a hawks eye on the little man and he wanted one more chance, I was weak and let him go upstairs by himself...with the only task to bring me his dirty laundry.  I hear a loud clunking sound... followed by, "Guess what Brian's doing?!"  He was sticking pieces of his train track into the window fan.  I shut my eyes and count to 3 before summoning him.

He dropped the entire yogurt container that was just opened (I have 4 kids I'm not talking about the little 4 oz servings, this was a family size container) on my floor, I cleaned it up and committed to mop during outside play time.

This afternoon during outside playtime, all was well, they were playing in our new massive sand pit where there used to be a pool, building castles, motes, volcanos.  I wanted to mop while they were entertained, however found my mop bucket was full of wet sand.  Then I hear..."Guess what Brian's doing?"  He was spray painting daddy's boat.  Good news...it was at least with the clear coat spray paint that I use to set the chalk art.

Here comes Gabby again..."Guess what Brian just did?"  He had peed in his mote to make sure no Barbie's crossed over to his castle.  Peeing outside...I'm fine with it.  Peeing outside when we live in town with no fence and about 100 people walking through our yard today measuring for the fence and the grand opening and training for the new Boys and Girls Club...I'm NOT fine with! 

Lord give me patience or give me Prozac!

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bigbl...
Jun. 3, 2008 at 5:33 PM  sadly.....i just haaaad to laugh!.....lol.....i think "guess what brian's doing?!" would be a very appropriate title....lol....boys will be boys!.....and you have a doozey on your hands!!!!......lol.....just think of all the blackmail ammo you'll have when he gets older!.....lol

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heyih...
Jun. 3, 2008 at 5:34 PM Hahahahaha... the tags cracked me up.  Ahhh, be thankful you have only one boy.  Has he peed in the heater grates yet?  That was Matt's favorite place to pee as a little lad.  Then he discovered the joy of peeing on Justin, and delighted in the tears that resulted from that.  He peed on Justin's bed when he got mad at him.  He almost caught the garage on fire melting G. I. Joes.  The ones he didn't melt ended up with bloody stumps painted on them.  And he's almost sixteen.  So yeah... it really doesn't get any better.  Until they move out and go to college.  Then they just do a bunch of dumb stuff that you can't see.

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piclu...
Jun. 3, 2008 at 5:41 PM poor you ....he kinda good for a laugh when h is not yours...Lord will give you paticence by trails ..but you have had plenty of them today so I am thinking your okay to ask for some..

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momofne
Jun. 3, 2008 at 5:44 PM

OMG! I think only moms with boys can really relate. Sad thing is they DON"T out grow it they just become bigger boys doing bigger things AGHH! There's been many a day I shut my bedroom or bathroom door and cry. Best thing to remember is that it will be payback time when they have kids of their own (I have to hold on to something!)

Oh by the way if you been reading this.........where's Brian???......hmmmmm

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footus
Jun. 3, 2008 at 6:41 PM

So sorry, I know that it makes for a long and tiring day. Josh and Noah were equally ornery. Josh being the one who always was pestering and getting into things. It does get better, because they grow up move out , get married and torment their wives!    LOL My poor daughter in laws!!!!! You really need to begin sowing in prayer for your future daughter in law. He he !! Love you Much!!!!!

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Shere...
Jun. 3, 2008 at 8:22 PM

I can only imagine what kind of trouble Bode and Brady are going to get into.  Remind me not to let them take notes from Brian! HaHa

Hugs and prayers

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hotrod
Jun. 3, 2008 at 9:04 PM teehee.  Just a little laugh at your expense ;)  I'm sorry.  These ladies are all so encouraging...'he'll never grow out of it'?  I'll just lie to you and say, with the great mommy he has, he'll be the perfect gentleman every woman wants when he's older!  Feel better?  :P

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DanaDana
Jun. 4, 2008 at 10:04 AM

I'll watch your girls so you can go get that prozac!

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Jerri269
Jun. 4, 2008 at 11:40 AM I've got some prozac for ya.  I had some left after they switched my meds.  I needed something stronger, ha, ha, ha!  And I don't have a boy....just 3 redneck onry girls! :0)

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we6tees
Jun. 5, 2008 at 5:36 PM Oh my word....that kid is his dad, through and through! You know that's where he picked up the butt-pinching technique, right? hahaha...and then the pee...in the mote...to keep out barbie....Bwahahahahaha....seriously, can't you just duct tape him to a chair? Are there laws against that?

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