Dutch man suffers cut buttocks in joke mishap
UTRECHT, Netherlands (AP) — Dutch police say a man who pushed his exposed buttocks against a restaurant window as a joke was injured when the glass broke and lacerated his behind.

Authorities say a man, 21, and two others had run down a street Sunday morning with their pants pulled down. The man pushed his behind against the window of a restaurant when it broke and cut him.

The injured man was treated for his injuries at a nearby hospital. The cafe owner decided not to press charges after the men agreed to pay for the broken window.

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Police hunt for robbers wearing thongs as masks
ARVADA, Colo. (AP) — Police in a Colorado town are searching for two robbers whose masks showed plenty of fashion sense but little modesty: women's thong underwear.

A surveillance video released this week by police in Arvada, Colo., shows two unarmed men inside the convenience store. They stole an undisclosed amount of cash and cigarettes in the robbery May 16.

One man wore a green thong and the other wore blue. Each thong barely covered the man's nose, mouth and chin and left the rest of his face exposed. One also wore a pink backpack in which he stuffed the stolen items.

The suspects also wore T-shirts and pants and were described as in their 20s. One had a left arm tattoo.

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Man: Arrest threat for Transformers shirt
Published: June 2, 2008 at 4:48 PM

LONDON, June 2 (UPI) -- A London man said he was threatened with arrest at a city airport because his "Transformers" T-shirt depicted a cartoon robot with a gun.

Brad Jayakody, 30, said he was passing through security at Heathrow Airport's Terminal 5 for a business trip to Dusseldorf, Germany, when a guard began joking with him about his "Transformers" shirt, which featured main villain Megatron, The Daily Mail reported Monday.

"Then he explains that since Megatron is holding a gun, I'm not allowed to fly," he said.

Jayakody said the guard gave him the option of changing his shirt or facing arrest for the "offensive" image.

"It's a 40-foot tall cartoon robot with a gun as an arm," Jayakody said. "There is no way this shirt is offensive in any way, and what, I'm going to use the shirt to pretend I have a gun?

The passenger said he changed his shirt.

A spokesman for BAA, which runs the airport, said the incident is being investigated.


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Iowa Man Claims Pot Stash Was For Composting

IOWA CITY, Iowa (AP) ― Police in Iowa say a man caught with a large quantity of marijuana claimed all he had in mind was recycling.

A complaint by the Johnson County Sheriff's Office says the 30-year-old man told police in Iowa City that he planned to turn several large bags of marijuana into compost.

Officers report the bags he had when he was arrested early Saturday held a "gallon" or more of marijuana each.

The complaint says officers didn't buy the compost story. The suspect remained in jail Sunday without posting $14,000 bail on a charge of possessing marijuana with intent to distribute.

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bella...
Jun. 3, 2008 at 5:50 PM I love random ass-hattery lol.  The first one was classic.

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queen...
Jun. 3, 2008 at 5:52 PM

Here's another one  (it's just wrong on so many levels):

Man Beaten With His Own Artificial Leg

STOCKTON, Calif. (AP) ― Stockton police say a 66-year-old man was hit over the head with his own artificial leg during a robbery.

They say the victim's fake leg fell off as he kicked at his three attackers.

One of the attackers then hit him with the leg Wednesday night.
 
The robbers left after stealing a purse from the man's 62-year-old companion.

Neither victim was identified by police.

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MoonP...
Jun. 3, 2008 at 8:19 PM Getting your ass all cut up for a joke is too funny.  I am still laughing!!!

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blues...
Jun. 3, 2008 at 9:00 PM

Thanks for the reminder ~ I will never press my butt up against a window!!

These were great! 

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mom2a...
Jun. 4, 2008 at 1:54 AM

Oh man those are great!

Now I feel really bad for laughing about the guy getting whacked on the head with his own leg!

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loveTHM
Jun. 4, 2008 at 6:53 AM Those are funny. Thanks for reminding me how crazy people really are.

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ph0xd...
Jun. 4, 2008 at 9:20 AM Damn, I guess I'll have to take back my Transformers T-shirt. LOL. 

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Faery...
Jun. 4, 2008 at 9:24 AM LOL..thanks for the laugh.

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queen...
Jun. 4, 2008 at 10:20 AM

mom2angelz Jun. 3, 2008 at 10:54 PM (Delete)

Oh man those are great!

Now I feel really bad for laughing about the guy getting whacked on the head with his own leg!

 

I know.  I felt horrible, but I couldn't stop laughing.  Karma will bite me for that one :(

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