So, last night I had this very amusin and weird dream.....
First the back story on what I think inspired it........
~Yesterday, I saw a post on a girl talkin about how she didnt like porn, blah, blah, blah....we see them all the time.
I dont like porn, never have. If my husband is gonna get turned on or get off, it better be by me!
I could care less if other people watch, but its not me. (unless its my own)
The dream last night........
~I found 4 porno mags under my husbands and my bed. I was livid! (Like I would be in real life) Skip to my husband and I together, laughin and havin a good time. The whole time I was thinkin to myself, Im not gonna let on how pissed I truely am.
Skip to my husband eatin a sandwich that I made for him. The sandwich looks really weird. He pulls something out of it and starts readin it. Readin it, you say?
The conversation......
Brian says, "Whats this?" "Oh, those are those magazines I found under our bed" "What!", he says. Those were my fathers!" "I told you if I ever found any porn in our house Id destroy it! Thats what I did."
That was basically it. I woke up.
If you all couldve seen the expression on his face when he started eatin the sandwich and it was shredded up paper.....it was priceless! The amusin part is, this is so me! My feelin exactly on the whole porn issue in our relationship. Luckily, in real life, we dont have this issue....Ive already takin a hammer to the vids I once found and made his life Hell the one time I found him on the computer......he wont ever make that mistake again!
I told you it was weird.....lol
I kno we all have different feelings as far as porn goes.....I dont knock anyone for the way they feel about it. I even plan on settin up a website one day to "sell" my husband and my sexcapades. Easy money doin something we love =)
Guess thats it.....just thought Id share......
First the back story on what I think inspired it........
~Yesterday, I saw a post on a girl talkin about how she didnt like porn, blah, blah, blah....we see them all the time.
I dont like porn, never have. If my husband is gonna get turned on or get off, it better be by me!
I could care less if other people watch, but its not me. (unless its my own)
The dream last night........
~I found 4 porno mags under my husbands and my bed. I was livid! (Like I would be in real life) Skip to my husband and I together, laughin and havin a good time. The whole time I was thinkin to myself, Im not gonna let on how pissed I truely am.
Skip to my husband eatin a sandwich that I made for him. The sandwich looks really weird. He pulls something out of it and starts readin it. Readin it, you say?
The conversation......
Brian says, "Whats this?" "Oh, those are those magazines I found under our bed" "What!", he says. Those were my fathers!" "I told you if I ever found any porn in our house Id destroy it! Thats what I did."
That was basically it. I woke up.
If you all couldve seen the expression on his face when he started eatin the sandwich and it was shredded up paper.....it was priceless! The amusin part is, this is so me! My feelin exactly on the whole porn issue in our relationship. Luckily, in real life, we dont have this issue....Ive already takin a hammer to the vids I once found and made his life Hell the one time I found him on the computer......he wont ever make that mistake again!
I told you it was weird.....lol
I kno we all have different feelings as far as porn goes.....I dont knock anyone for the way they feel about it. I even plan on settin up a website one day to "sell" my husband and my sexcapades. Easy money doin something we love =)
Guess thats it.....just thought Id share......
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