Are you a freak?

  • June 21, 2008 at 2:51 PM by EllenMeister
  • 40 Comment(s)
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I am.

I have such a big giant head I can't dream of ever, ever fitting into any woman's hat. I can barely squeeze my ginormous skull into a men's large.

Also, my pinkies are so short that my husband says I'd be about 4'5" if the rest of my body was in proportion to them.

What about you? Are you a freak in some way? Let's love ourselves and laugh!

Comments:

Rebec...

I have huge boobs.  I know this sounds strange complaint but they are so much bigger than the rest of me.   My boobs are so big that I can fit my bra cup on my head like a cap.  One cup.

I also have a large head.  

Rebeccalynn_dj Jun. 21, 2008 at 2:57 PM

richi...
honey I understand, I'm 5'1" and a 36G, where does that makes sense?

richiemomct Jun. 21, 2008 at 3:00 PM

lipst...

I have big boobs too, but I guess I never thought of that as freaky or unusual?  hehe.

Anyhoo my earlobes are attatched to my head, so it's a little unusual...and none of my kids inherited it. It's just me in my un-attatched family. People don't usually notice, but the ones that do are like " oh wow! Your earlobes are wierd!!" lol.

lipstickclouds Jun. 21, 2008 at 3:13 PM

grand...
does weight count? I was so thin as a child, now I could be the fat lady in a circus.

grandmakelly62 Jun. 21, 2008 at 3:32 PM

beefg...
I have a big  hook nose and a short waist, so I ended up with a rectangular figure. So much for the hour glass! Boo...

beefgoddess Jun. 21, 2008 at 3:41 PM

medic...
my feet and hands are tiny. I wear a size 3 sometimes a 4 in shoes and my rings are a size 3.  Only small things about me though... big boobed, big bellied woman here haha

medicsbabe1014 Jun. 21, 2008 at 4:46 PM

Stitc...

LMAo!  Yep, I'm a freak.  I have a big head too...can't wear hats.  I have to work on loosing weight.  And I think if anything...this turn signal zit on my chin today kicks me into freakdom lol.  Oh...and fat ankles.  Even when i was skinny...I have these large ankles...Dang Genetics

Stitcherladyxx Jun. 21, 2008 at 6:16 PM

balle...
I have a long nose and a big forehead..but I think they give me character =)

ballerina18 Jun. 21, 2008 at 7:13 PM

OmsYa...
my ears are deformed... like literally missing parts... its cool to me...and my fingers turn up at the ends at the joints...like I'm double jointed LOL

OmsYankeeMama Jun. 21, 2008 at 7:57 PM

Lucky...

LOL!!  This is funny! 

A few of my "abnormalities"...I have a hammer toe (gee, what a lovely name for it, too), a colaboma in the pupil in my eye, and a simian line on my hand...

:-)

Luckybug66 Jun. 21, 2008 at 9:14 PM

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