So of all the weird things I've ever said to my son these top the list:

I AM NOT A FISH!!!

Give me the curling iron, girly boy!

-Gag- OMG was that you?

Get the comb out of your nose

I gave you milk why do you want to drink bath water?

If you splash Mema she will melt

YOU DON'T SMOKE

No eating the screw driver

I'm gonna sell you on ebay, Stinky

Yeah, my kid keeps me on my toes...I love being a mommy

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