Originally from the BLOG -FYI - TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK - I WANT TO KNOW... DON'T LISTEN TO MY I DON'T TAKE COMMENTS - It's a JOKE !

[3isthemagicno]

I've been wanting to move my BLOG onto my CAFEMOM page for sometime. No time like the present, you know, when I am supposed to be working hard for MOM :)  It's slow here in the office... So, some are new posts, some aren't, no matter what I hope you enjoy...

BUT FIRST THE RULES - THE DISCLAIMER, BLAH-BLAH-BLAH......

I'm already annoyed because I am stuck with the word Blog.  I looked it up, "blog" is shorthand for "web log". I'm really glad they saved us the W and the E.  Yes, yes...for you nerds out there, they cut out the space between the words too.   I'm sorry, but a blog sounds like it could be several different things, and all of them are something I want off or out of my body.

OK, my Blog Rule...I don't take comments on my Blog Screen.  If I wanna know your thoughts, I'll read your blog.  If I care enough to know your thoughts, you probably know how to send me your thoughts directly :)  *** Kidding - Feel Free To Comment - It Makes This More Fun, and It Feeds The Fire Within***

My goal? Simple, to become highly influential, a global leader, a power broker on the world stage...and all from the comfort of my keyboard.

I have a dream.

Sometimes I'll ramble.  Sometimes I'll seem brilliant.  Sometimes I'll purposefully sound silly and funny.  I'll do it so those times I THINK I'm being brilliant but no one else does, you'll just assume I was being funny again.

I'm often asked (when staring at the mirror), What would you do if you became president of the world?

I'm sure I would gather the top minds of science, religion, economics, agriculture, technology and the arts and set about building a world wide Utopia...
BUT

First
I'll outlaw all SUVs. If there is too much resistance, then I outlaw small cars and everyone gets an SUV.  I mean, what is it with the guys who drive these things oblivious to every other car.  If I'm in the lane to turn Right out of the parking lot, and you are in the lane to turn left, do you really have to pull out 5 feet into the street?? You are already 10 feet higher than everyone else. You can see 3 states away. Yet for some reason you insist on blocking my view of the oncoming traffic.  Sorry, but you must be dealt with on Day 1 of the Erin Dynasty

Second
no one can ever use the phrase "Hey...don't shoot the messenger".  It's some feeble attempt for people to sound like an ancient Greek philosopher.  And do you notice, they always say it with that sorta half raised hand gesture with the slight wave on the "hey hey...." part.  I'm telling you, its 100 times worse than people who say supposably instead of supposedly or pronounce the "s" in Illinois (and I have every right to say that seeing as I was BORN and RAISED there).

There you have them Moms - Plain and Simple !

Enjoy :)

-e.

[Seacandle]

Jun. 26, 2008 at 5:10 PM

You give me great entertainment...you should spend a day a week in the office.  Sorry you're so bored with it, and that the office made you sick.  We miss you up here, hurry home!

~C