FRIENDS: Will stand by you while you piss.












NEW YORK FRIENDS: Will shine a spotlight on you while your
drunk ass is taking a piss in the bushes.












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FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr.









and Mrs

NEW YORK FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell
them about the fat chick you tried to pick up


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FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and
hope that no one is late for the ride home.











NEW YORK FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set
up rally points.











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FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did
was wrong.












NEW YORK FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying,
Damn...that shit was fun "

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FRIENDS: Cry with you.











NEW YORK FRIENDS: laugh at you

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FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it
back.











NEW YORK FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody
remembers who bought it in the first place.












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FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night
stand and leave them alone.












NEW YORK FRIENDS: Will Crawl naked into the room with a
camera and hope for the tag team.












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FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.













NEW YORK FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from
you.











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FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd
is doing.












NEW YORK FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left
you.











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FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.












NEW YORK FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

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FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get
tossed out of the bar.












NEW YORK FRIENDS: Will buck up and go after the bouncer for
touching you on the way out.











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FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that
night, and are sorry you couldn't come.











NEW YORK FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you,
drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night.











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FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've
had enough.












NEW YORK FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the
place and say, "You better drink the rest of that shit, you know we
don't waste.










That's alcohol abuse!!!" HAHAHAHA !!!!

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FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.











NEW YORK FRIENDS: Can't begin to remember who owes who money
after taking care of each other for so long.











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FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".











NEW YORK FRIENDS: Will say "okay, just one more..." and then
2 minutes later "okay, just one more!".











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FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit
about you.











NEW YORK FRIENDS: Will knock them the Fuck out!!


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FRIENDS: Will ignore this

NEW YORK FRIENDS: Will re-post this

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