Public service announcement!

[luckystar8131]

        For those who wish to have a glass of wine.. and those who don't...this is something to think about.

        As Benjamin Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E.coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we would be consuming 1 kilo of poop.

        However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health

        Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit

        There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.

[nctarheelmom]

Jul. 7, 2008 at 3:48 PM LOVE IT!!! 

[KJ926]

Jul. 7, 2008 at 4:31 PM LMAO! that is too freakin funny!

[MaMaCasey2008]

Jul. 7, 2008 at 4:31 PM mmmmm water