In Support of Gay Marriage

[PaxMommy]

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

Please post this in your journal if you are for gay marriage.

[KristiS11384]

Jul. 8, 2008 at 9:15 PM WOOHOO you kept the colors!!!

[amethystrse]

Jul. 8, 2008 at 9:17 PM hehe...when the whole controversy on gay marriage started someone sent me this in an e-mail.  I still love it!  My mom tried to say that gay people shouldn't marry because the purpose of marriage was so people can have children.  I laughed and said that then an infertile couple shouldn't get married and single people shouldn't have children.  She was a single mom and so I shut her up quick there.  lol

[Chaiteame]

Jul. 9, 2008 at 1:48 AM I like the rainbow lol Great post!!

[PaxMommy]

Jul. 9, 2008 at 2:09 AM KristiS11384 made this into the colorful post that it is :) She's a crafty, wise one - I'm just passing her message along!

(Original Poster)

[sherriet]

Jul. 9, 2008 at 3:21 AM love it!

[maiyamomof3]

Jul. 9, 2008 at 9:27 AM RAINBOW!!!! WOOHOO!

[MomyX4]

Jul. 9, 2008 at 11:46 AM I love it!! I will post it too.

[thentherewastwo]

Jul. 18, 2008 at 12:36 PM Love IT!!!!! Thanx, I am sending to everyone I know!!! Including my gay brother!!!

[Imamom4sure]

Feb. 21, 2009 at 8:09 PM

Wonderfully written!