Nemesis Needed

[Mom2BugandBear]

Nemesis required. 6-month project with possibilty to extend

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Date: 2008-05-07, 2:49PM PDT

I've been trying to think of ways to spice up my life. I'm 35 years old, happily married with two kids and I have a good job in insurance. But somethings missing. I feel like I'm old before my time. I need to inject some excitement into my daily routine through my arm before its too late. I need a challenge, something to get the adrenaline pumping again. An addiction would be nice, but, in short, I need a nemesis. I'm willing to pay $350 up front for you services as an arch enemy over the next six months. Nothing crazy. Steal my parking space, knock my coffee over, trip me when Im running to catch the BART and occasionaly whisper in my ear, "Ahha, we meet again". That kind of thing. Just keep me on my toes. Complacency will be the death of me. You need to have an evil streak and be blessed with innate guile and cunning. You should also be adept at inconsicuous pursuit. Evil laugh preferred. Send me a photo and a brief explanation why you would be a good nemesis.

British accent preferred.

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• Compensation: $350 up front

PostingID: 672031640

[hopkins03]

Jul. 14, 2008 at 7:16 PM Wow! Seriously?  That has to be the most hilarious craigslist posting ever!! :-)

[J-M]

Jul. 14, 2008 at 7:33 PM I could do that.

[Mom2BugandBear]

Jul. 14, 2008 at 8:14 PM My favorite part:  "...occasionaly whisper in my ear, "Ahha, we meet again". "

(Original Poster)

[karintha]

Jul. 14, 2008 at 8:32 PM hey, that's local!! i could use the bucks!

[Mom2BugandBear]

Jul. 14, 2008 at 9:28 PM Dawn, do it! You know you would be a kick-ass nemesis!

(Original Poster)

[4sportsmom]

Jul. 14, 2008 at 9:34 PM Aww I am jealous, I don't live nearby.

[rgh3angel]

Jul. 14, 2008 at 10:56 PM OMG THAT may be the funniest thing I've ever seen!

[Jeangenie]

Jul. 15, 2008 at 8:37 AM That is great. I'd sign up, I need to channel all my rebellious energy somewhere, where it doesn't get ME into trouble!

[DivaG]

Jul. 15, 2008 at 1:44 PM

*in a British accent*

So, we meet again. This time you won't get away so easily.

[laurelsmama]

Jul. 15, 2008 at 2:05 PM I bet this is why you got that weird chatterbox!  She's auditioning to be your nemesis!