Did you ever think about what a push-up is exactly.  For many of us it is an exercise in futility.  first you have to get dressed for the push-up.  The next thing is to actually get onto the floor without two or three children thinking that it is time to play dogpile.  For those of us who have older kids, it is the fine art of getting onto the floor and knowing how you are going to get back up without being seen.  Well once on the floor you have to stretch some, then roll over on to your stomach.  Oh pooh, now you have to go pee.  So you struggle to get up, peel yourself out of your workout clothes, then come back and start all over again so after thirty full minutes on the floor I have successfully completed one and a half pushups. So the answer is one.  Now that I have been successful I think it is time for some chocolate

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