The Hormone Hostage

  • July 27, 2008 at 8:57 AM by lradant
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Have a Great Day Ladies! Just got this and thought we can all relate on some level!

Enjoy!

THE HORMONE HOSTAGE  

THE HORMONE HOSTAGE KNOWS THAT THERE ARE DAYS IN THE MONTH WHEN ALL A MAN HAS TO DO IS OPEN HIS MOUTH & HE TAKES HIS LIFE INTO HIS OWN HANDS! THIS IS A HANDY GUIDE THAT SHOULD BE AS COMMON AS A DRIVER'S LICENSE IN THE WALLET OF EVERY HUSBAND, BOYFRIEND, CO-WORKER, OR SIGNIFICANT OTHER!

DANGEROUS:

SAFER:

SAFEST:

ULTRA SAFE:

WHAT'S FOR DINNER?

CAN I HELP YOU WITH DINNER?

WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO FOR DINNER?

HERE, HAVE

SOME WINE.

ARE YOU

WEARING THAT?

WOW, YOU SURE LOOK GOOD IN BROWN!

WOW!

LOOK AT YOU!

HERE, HAVE

SOME WINE.

WHAT ARE YOU

SO WORKED UP ABOUT?

COULD WE BE OVERREACTING?

HERE'S MY PAYCHECK.

HERE, HAVE

SOME WINE.

SHOULD YOU BE EATING THAT?

YOU KNOW, THERE ARE A  LOT   OF APPLES LEFT.

CAN I GET YOU A PIECE OF CHOCOLATE WITH THAT?

HERE, HAVE

SOME WINE.

WHAT DID

YOU DO

ALL DAY?

I HOPE YOU DIDN'T OVER-DO IT TODAY.

I'VE ALWAYS LOVED YOU IN THAT ROBE!

HERE, HAVE

SOME MORE

WINE.

12 THINGS PMS STANDS FOR:

1. PASS MY SHOTGUN

2. PSYCHOTIC MOOD SWING

3. PERPETUAL MUNCHING  SPREE

4. PUFFY MID-SECTION

5. PEOPLE MAKE me SICK

6. PROVIDE ME with SWEETS

7. PARDON MY SOBBING

8. PIMPLES MAY SURFACE

9. PASS MY SWEATS

10. PISSY MOOD SYNDROME

  11. PACK MY STUFF

 AND MY FAVORITE ONE

   12. POTENTIAL MURDER SUSPECT

PASS THIS ON TO ALL OF YOUR HORMONAL FRIENDS & THOSE WHO MIGHT NEED A GOOD LAUGH!

...OR MEN WHO MAY NEED WARNING!

Tags: hormones, men, watch out!

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lrada...

Comments:

Queen...

Thank you for sending this I loved it and Im going to print it off and give it to my husband. I love it!!!!!

Queenie02 Jul. 27, 2008 at 10:29 AM

Jill1121

The sad thing about this..is it really ISN'T a joke is it?  Ahhh...one of the joys of being a woman..and the price men have to pay for being men.


Thank you for sharing!

Jill1121 Jul. 27, 2008 at 10:34 AM

elina...

this is so timely!!!

elinabelle Jul. 27, 2008 at 10:48 AM

Light...

This is right on target!!!! Amen

Lightingbug2008 Sep. 4, 2008 at 10:30 PM

Burn4...

Haha that is halarious!! Thanks for sharing!! Have a great day Full of love and blessings! Jodie

Burn4cash Oct. 9, 2008 at 8:54 AM

alici...

AMEN sista!!

aliciajade Oct. 13, 2008 at 1:10 PM

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