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> YA, GOTTA LOVE HIM....A MUST READ...PLEASE DO YOURSELF A FAVOR....READ
> THIS!
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> The Plan!
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> Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says 'I love New York ' in Arabic.
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> You gotta love Robin Williams......Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin
> Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our
> UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.
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> Robin Williams' plan... (Hard to argue with this logic!)
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> 'I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan
> for peace. So, here's one plan.'
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> 1) 'The US will apologize to the world for our 'interference' in their
> affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo,
> Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good 'ole' boys',
> we will never 'interfere' again.
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> 2) We will withdraw o ur troops from all over the world, starting with
> Germany , South Korea , the Middle East , and the Phili ppines . They
> don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one
> allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.
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> 3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
> leave We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder
> will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or
> where they are. They're illegal!!! France will w elcome them.
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> 4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90
> days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a
> terrorist nation
> will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and
> don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't
> need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers..
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> 5) No foreign 'stud ents' over age 21. The older ones are the bombers.
> If they don't attend classes, they get a 'D' and it's back home baby.
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> 6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy
> wise. This will include developing non polluting sources of energy but
> will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The
> caribou will have to cope for a while
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> 7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing coun tries $10 a barrel
> for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go
> somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells
> filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
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> 8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we
> will not 'interfere.' They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds,
> rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them
> is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very
> little, if anything.
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> 9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't
> need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building
> would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.=0
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> 10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one
> can call us 'Ugly Ame ricans' any longer. T he Language we speak is
> ENGLISH..learn it...or LEAVE... Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?
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> 'The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your tired, your
> poor, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling,
> 'you want a piece of me?'

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