Pickin' up Girls

[mom4fun]

My son decides to give grandpa tips on picking up girls.  Are you ready?  Here's what he told him:

1)  You just have to be nice to them.  Pretend that you really like them even if you think they're gross.

2)  You could say to them....."What's cookin' bacon?"

3)  If that doesn't work, this always does (at least on cartoons).  "If you were a booger, I'd pick you first."

Yep, my son has gone from the little angel who could melt anyone's heart with words (see previous journals) to this........................

Oh, and apparently, according to my son, you'll know when you're in love if your pen** gets big when you look at her.

God, I was so hoping I wouldn't have to have this conversation for at least 5 or 10 years!!!!!!!

[mamarocks3]

Jul. 28, 2008 at 11:18 PM

LMFAO