Ever bit your toenails?
ew that is NASTY!
Would you eat whipped cream on your pizza?
What's in it for me?
Are you sweating right now?
Naw it isn't too bad out
Would you rather eat or sleep?
Sleep
Last time you were in a cemetery?
May 16th
Do you like blue cheese?
I love it!
When at the grocery store do you use the self checkout?
we don't have any, I don't think.....
How do you make your money?
I work in the coolest store and cafe EVER!
Why did your last relationship end?
define realationship........
Do you own a gun?
nope, but hubby does
Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
nah, that is just silly
What do you think of hotdogs?
I could sooooo go for a hot dog w/ saurkraut, mustard, onions and sweet relish
Would you ever be friends with an ex's new girlfriend or boyfriend?
why not
What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
coffee, tons of it!
How many push ups can you do?
actually a lot lol
Can you do a chin up?
why yes I can!
Ever been in a car wreck?
nope, and I hope to keep it that way
House in the middle of the woods, or condo in the middle of a big city?
middle of the woods far far away from where I live now!
Have you ever made out in a hot tub?
teeheehee I plead the 5th
If you could move out right now, would you?
In a god damn heartbeat! I want out of this crazy neighborhood so badly!
Do you like your toes?
I have perfect toes
Do you go to church? If so, do you actually pay attention?
when I can make it I am all ears
A) Friends with benefits, B) just friends, or C) relationship?
C since I have been married for like forever!
Ever smoked cigarettes?
yes
Ever been drunk?
haha yes but I am past that
Ever wrecked a four-wheeler?
I didn't wreck it but the dork driving me did!
Do you sing in front of people?
if I'm drunk enough, so i guess that aint happening anytime soon
What do you hear right now?
crickets and a fan running
Are your lips soft?
sure are, as soft as a babes butt
When was the last time you screamed?
earlier the kids were making me nuttso
How often do you hold back from saying what you are thinking?
I fucking bite my tounge all the freaking time......wouldn't you just love to know what I am really thinking??
Who have you texted in the last 24 hours?
Melissa, and Katie
Who else is in the room with you?
Kackledoo....my cat
How many people live in your house?
4
Last place you bought something from?
P&C_ I bought pecan sandies
Last person you were in a car with?
me myself and I
How old will you be in 5 years?
35
If you had to choose an age to remain for the rest of your life what would it be?
I loved 27
What's something in your past you wish you could relive?
the days when I could trust my gut, over the last year it has lead me astray
Do you pay attention to celebrity gossip?
not really
Do you wish it was 4 years into the future, or 4 years back?
back, then my babies would still be babies
Can you touch your nose with your foot?
uhhh yeah....duh
Describe your best friend in 3 words?
male~ intense~ husband
Would you tell a stranger if they had spinach in their teeth?
naw what's the fun in that?
If you found out you couldn't have kids, would you adopt?
sure in an instant
What is your preferred method of birth control?
I have an IUD, after that is out well......we are going with nada
Do you wish your boobs were bigger?
sure do, they are small but perky, they stay put when I lay down, and they always look strait ahead
Have you ever had sex with someone you didn't have feelings for?
yeah haven't we all?
Can you remain friends with an ex?
nah they are too much trouble, and there is a good reason they are your ex
Would you have sex with a dog for a million dollars?
haha I am passing on this one
Last person you prank phone called or drunk dialed?
noone that I can remember
Would you rather be known for saving 300 people or being a porn star?
save em porn stars are just trashy
Would you want your future children to date someone like you as a teenager?
no stay far far away from me as a teen
Would you rather drive an old, ugly rust bucket -or- a 2009 truck that gets 6 mpg?
doesn't the old rusty bucket get bad gas milage too?
If you went completely broke would you consider prostitution?
fuck no
Do you think downloading music should be against the law?
no way we used to share tapes once upon a time, what the hells the difference?
Have you ever tried stripping in front of your mirror?
nah, but I strip for my hubby
Do you care about the size of your boobs?
yes I do since I lost weight I have lost them, but like I said before they are still perky so I am ahead of a lot of girls!
What would you do if someone told your biggest secret?
that would mean I have one to keep
What is your opinion on teen sex?
ugh, not a good thing
Ever walked in on your parents having sex?
ew yes...gag...gag...gag....
Have you ever smoked weed?
pleading the 5th
Are you still friends with the person you 1st smoked with?
no
Age when you 1st got drunk?
15ish I think
Did you ever have a fake id?
no
Ever get caught with a fake id or one that was not you?
no
If you could get a brand new car for free what kind would it be?
a mustang, or a charger
What is your favorite brand of shoes?
Adidas
Have you ever flirted with a cop just to get out of a ticket?
no, but I married one!
Have you ever been to Europe?
nope not yet, but we are gpoing to Italy for our 10th anniversary
How many meals a day do you eat?
2ish
Are you anemic?
nope I take my vitamins
Does your last ex have a job?
again describe ex...... ex boyfriend...yes ex friend...nope
Has anyone ever broken your heart?
yuppers a friend of mine she really wrecked me for a while
What are you going to do this weekend?
We have a block party to go to and a family reunion in Lowville
Are you Irish in any way?
lots of Irish here!
Are you multitasking right now?
nope but I am getting tired
How often do you see your ex?
never ever and I'd like to keep it that way
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